After being extremely frustrated with the task that jack_thompson gave me... It took me literally took me hours to figure out how to do simple things like making a spiral ramp. Drove me absolutely insane. Incase any one ever does want to figure out the spiral ramp routine... I'll give you a hint: Use the Screw Tool.
Someone else can convert this over and compile it. I'm done. I am really aching to do something else right now.